neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle


This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

(Source: aimingtobeaimee)


chocolateandvanillaswirlswirl:

I wasn’t ready.
One gifset per episode • OITNB 1.01

spoof:

queernipple:

if u have boobs ur a slut

watchu tryna say queernipple


theparamores:

”Do it for yourself. Don’t do it because it seems cool and don’t do it to get confirmation. A lot of people don’t give you a chance, but if you’re doing it because you love it and it’s what you love to do, then it’s not hard.”